3 ppl
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he hates emergency lights and trips to the bathroom. his favorite president is teddy roosevelt and his drink is a five fruit frenzy w whey protein and energy. he can’t do his 1st assignment bc he has no idea what a pdf is. he’s broken someone’s nose for taking pictures of him and someone’s phone for talking about batman at a party. when ppl see him on the stairmaster they walk to the other side of the gym. the only thing he uses a pen for is to write letters to his brother. the last one said he’s still mad at mom for changing the locks
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on the 1st day of school she made everyone late by ripping her pants on her way to the bus. she can’t think of a new soup to make this week so she’s making chili. her take home mid-term is closed book and she doesn’t have a coat bc she found a bat in her closet this morning. she doesn’t want to run out of coffee so she’s brewing a new pot every 10 minutes. she’s looking forward to leaving bc she backed into her parking space. she’s currently reading the secret and nobody knows she can sing
3
he backs in to parking spaces so he doesn’t have to back out. the 1st thing he ever learned how to do was snap w both fingers at the same time. by the age of three he took showers and had his own water preference. on his 1st day of school he won the entire class a field trip to marine world for following directions. whenever he sees a car he wonders if there is a luxury edition for it and if there is he imagines what that’s like. he’s not a compulsive liar but he makes things up. his gf follows me on instagram and likes a lot of my stuff
Jesse Prado blogs at thegreatcratsby.tumblr.com
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he hates emergency lights and trips to the bathroom. his favorite president is teddy roosevelt and his drink is a five fruit frenzy w whey protein and energy. he can’t do his 1st assignment bc he has no idea what a pdf is. he’s broken someone’s nose for taking pictures of him and someone’s phone for talking about batman at a party. when ppl see him on the stairmaster they walk to the other side of the gym. the only thing he uses a pen for is to write letters to his brother. the last one said he’s still mad at mom for changing the locks
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on the 1st day of school she made everyone late by ripping her pants on her way to the bus. she can’t think of a new soup to make this week so she’s making chili. her take home mid-term is closed book and she doesn’t have a coat bc she found a bat in her closet this morning. she doesn’t want to run out of coffee so she’s brewing a new pot every 10 minutes. she’s looking forward to leaving bc she backed into her parking space. she’s currently reading the secret and nobody knows she can sing
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he backs in to parking spaces so he doesn’t have to back out. the 1st thing he ever learned how to do was snap w both fingers at the same time. by the age of three he took showers and had his own water preference. on his 1st day of school he won the entire class a field trip to marine world for following directions. whenever he sees a car he wonders if there is a luxury edition for it and if there is he imagines what that’s like. he’s not a compulsive liar but he makes things up. his gf follows me on instagram and likes a lot of my stuff
Jesse Prado blogs at thegreatcratsby.tumblr.com
